AceCoolG.Diaryland.com: Now Sucks Slightly Less!

Shit yeah, I decided to remodel this shit, as you can tell by looking at this shit. Shit. I think the new color scheme says "I'm not a Soviet, but I'm willing to learn." But it's not all about image, people--it's also about attitude, as in: I finally got rid of that sorry-ass guestbook I used to have, and I have installed one of them spiffy comments features that you hear the hip-hoppers rapping about so much these days. In other words, now you don't have to email me to tell me that you fully agree with my theories regarding the infiltration of our government by werewolves--you can just mention it right on the page itself! That, or no one could ever leave a comment ever, which would make me feel lonely and sad and slightly gassy. Awesome!

I'll tell you what else is awesome: this review that a guy wrote of one of our shows. Some people might say that it's lame to post a review of your band in your own blog. I say those people are fucktards.

Speaking of music: for some reason, I have the Rocky theme song stuck in my head this morning. It makes everything I'm doing seem totally triumphant. The problem is, I'm not doing anything interesting or worthwhile, so this triumphant feeling keeps becoming a feeling of chagrin. [Fost-O Sidenote: I just want to state for the record that I didn't really want to use the word "chagrin" just now, it just came out. I know you're probably not happy about it--I'm not happy about it either. I apologize.] For example, I just made a cup of coffee, and the Rocky song was blaring in my head, and I felt like a badass. Then, I realized that all I had to show for my bad ass ways was a cup of coffee. I just felt stupid at that point. I don't need this kind of angst before lunch time, you know? I guess what I'm saying is simple: I hate Sylvester Stallone and I wish he'd never been born.

And now, it's time for the thing that does the thing that still doesn't have a name. I feel bad about that. Until further notice, I'm going to call it the Boner Batch, simply because I think the word 'boner' is funny. Who are you to disagree?:
Song of the Week: High On Fire -- Death Is This Communion
Album of the Week: Lions of Tsavo -- Tsunamicron
Movie of the Week: The Darjeeling Limited
Quote of the Week: "Professional cheer is uncheering." -- Tennessee Williams