No Bloggie, No Bloggie, No Bloggie

Two music items worth commenting on today:
1. Apparently, it's been ten years since Chaka Khan has released an album. I think I speak for everyone here when I say, hasn't it been more like 25 years? It seems that way. Chaka Khan, you're still out there? Like a form of herpes that makes it hurt when you pee while simultaneously giving you a pornstar-sized dong, that's exciting and disturbing at the same time.
2. According to this article, Nickelback is "in no rush to make new album." Do I even need to point out that conversely, I'm in no rush to hear a new Nickelback album? In case I do, here goes: I'M IN NO RUSH TO HEAR A NEW NICKELBACK ALBUM. There, I said it. I feel better now.

I feel like I have more to blog about, and yet I don't. You see, last night as I was falling asleep I thought of something that I wanted to blog about in this here blog type space. But, I can't remember what it is now. It was AWESOME, I can assure you of that. How could it not be? Anyways, it's obvious I'm not going to be able to come up with what it was. Everyone's loss, I suppose. So, rather than waste any more time, I'm just going to go ahead and post the greatest video ever made: