Holiday-Ku
05.29.07
Memorial Daysalute via 9 haikus.
Three-day weekends rule.
Flashes of light, screams...
why did I put gasoline
on the BBQ?
Indy 500
bust--never bet 10 Grand on
the pace car to win.
Feel the lovely May
breeze all over--nothing beats
grilling out pantsless.
Why waste money on
firecrackers when you can
just light your own farts?
GMC having
awesome holiday sale. Too
bad my credit sucks.
Seven hours in,
all-day Benson marathon
seems a bad idea.
Neighbors blasting some
Pearl Jam. I regret trading
shotgun for porn mags.
My reply to those
who say 10 beers is a lot:
Mind if I puke here?
