Who is Pukehead?

Busy days here at Fostero Enterprises. Biz-zay, biz-zay days. Currently we're developing a character named 'PukeHead'; the only thing is, we've run into some trouble. Here's what we know about PukeHead--first: he fights crime with vomit; you know, he barfs on someone committing a crime to incapacitate them, he pukes in an evildoer's path so that s/he slips and falls, those sorts of things. Second: when not fighting crime, PukeHead travels through time witnessing Great Moments in Barfing. Interestingly enough, pretty much every famous event from history has involved vomit, it's just that this fact has been scrubbed (literally) from the history books. For example, everyone is familiar with the story of how Isaac Newton came up with the Universal Law of Gravitation as a result of an apple falling on his head as he sat under a tree. What people don't know is that the reason Newton was under the tree in the first place was because he was puking, putting The Royal Society's seal, as it were, on an all-night Drambuie-jam with Gottfried Leibniz. PukeHead will be there to witness things like that and set the record straight. Third: PukeHead is able to create any item that he needs in a pinch--he can swallow whatever material is at hand, reconfigure it internally, and then spew up something useful. Batman had a utility belt, PukeHead has his own puke. Fourth: we will grant anyone whose check clears a license to manufacture PukeHead merchandise, so as to penetrate as many markets as possible. Fifth: there will eventually be a spin-off of PukeHead for the children's market named Baby PukeHead. We expect massive revenues from the Baby Pukehead line. Now, here's the problem: we can't figure out how to actually define PukeHead. There are three competing versions:
1. PukeHead is a man who was exposed to radiation while vomiting; as a result, he has a giant head made out of puke that he pukes out of.
2. PukeHead is a normal man who pukes tiny flying vomit heads that he can temporarily control with his mind before they collapse into piles of puke.
3. PukeHead is a 9-foot tall man who pukes onto other people's heads.
Clearly, these are all good notions of the PukeHead character, we just can't seem to settle on one. The debate about this became so intense yesterday that Margie from human resources fled the conference room in tears (mental note: don't call someone a "retarded leper" just because you disagree with them). So anyways, we're just looking for a little feedback from the public here--which version of PukeHead is the winning one?

This has been a busy week; in addition to the whole PukeHead thing that my compatriots and I came up with, I also managed to invent a new word, and I'm ready to unveil it here, today, right now, to you. It is: "Conflatulations." Here's the definition: when you congratulate someone by farting on them. Pretty awesome, right? Right.